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um alice cooper restaurant terrifies man

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into window smashing did you know alice

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cooper for one uh

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had a a restaurant and two that you

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could smash windows there

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um what's your restaurant called i don't

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know we're gonna figure this out

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let's figure let's just let's discover

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it together yes um

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there we go alice cooper is known as the

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godfather of shock rock

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but the rockstars phoenix restaurant can

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terrify

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all on its own one man passing a

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restaurant recently was so terrified

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that he went

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on a window smashing rampage resulting

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in over ten thousand dollars worth of

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damage

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police say according to the phoenix

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times

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this is a story you could have wrote

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like i mean

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why was he enraged why was he scared

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by just driving he drove by and saw the

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front of the building or whatever

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i hate to say time to go smash the

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windows

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no but what when did he see the

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restaurant i guess that's a good

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question let's uh

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i mean we gotta get to this so according

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to the i'll let you read the phoenix new

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times 22 year old

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joseph ergo or erngo

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looked through the windows of cooper's

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restaurant

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alice cooper's town it's what it's

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called alice cooper's town

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and panicked when he saw murders inside

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quote he stated he was standing in alice

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cooper's restaurant

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and noticed murders in the windows a

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police officers or murderers

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a murder murderers i guess

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he stated he walked off westbound

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and the murderers were following him he

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added he threw rocks through the windows

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at the

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15th west west jackson street and 22nd

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west jackson street in order to get rid

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of the murders

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but they still followed him police were

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called and told that the men

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were told that the man was smashing

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windows in the neighborhood and when

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they found

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erno or rank orango

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uh he was attempting to kick some glass

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doors orango was helpful when police

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stopped him

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saying he smashed at least 10 windows

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already

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uh he then took them around the

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neighborhood neighborhood to point out

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which ones were his work uh resulting in

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an estimate over ten thousand dollars

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worth of damage so this guy just appears

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to be psycho

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yeah he why why was he smashing the

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windows

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to scare the because the murderers the

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murderers yeah the murderers were after

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him

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maybe just didn't like alice cooper well

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let's get a picture of this uh

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restaurant uh alice cooper had like

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zombies in it and stuff and like special

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effects and [\h__\h]

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i wanna does it look like eric conrad's

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house yeah i want to see

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uh alice cooper's restaurant it's the

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office the official website

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right here maybe he didn't like the menu

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that could be also

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uh so here it is well eleven dollars for

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jalapeno poppers is just [\h__\h]

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outrageous that'll drive you wild

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that is uh so here's the uh the

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restaurant looks like it's all brick

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it looks like they have a it looks

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sportsy it's so [\h__\h] sportsy looking

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there's

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nothing wrong it looks like a god damn

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it

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and there's nothing rock and roll or

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scary about this it looks like any

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[\h__\h] sports bar you go to yeah it

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looks like a huge

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and by the way their slideshow goes by

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incredibly fast

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yeah uh is there any uh what's on the

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menu here if these were ladies you could

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not co

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if these are naked ladies on the slide

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what if alice cooper has some uh

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cleverly

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named rock menu items on uh

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uh well i uh oh he has iron man nachos

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uh i've i've seen a nickelback rockstar

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quesadilla oh that sounds

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does he have any respect for rock and

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roll he's got nickel back on his menu

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uh i i think nickelback must have paid

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him so uh what's

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the nickelback rockstar quesadilla comes

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with grilled chicken breast

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stuffed into a flour tortilla with

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melted cheese

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sauteed onions and peppers served with

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it's just [\h__\h] quesadilla everyone's

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got one but

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the nickelback way you can add guacamole

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for 99 cents

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yeah you could never do that anywhere

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else that says the nickelback way

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yeah so the uh you can get the uh frank

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zappa

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zooks which is uh what is a zoo oh it's

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chris it's crispy zucchini sliced

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served with ranch crisp crispy zucchini

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you work for the place i like the uh

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they got different ones that have

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nothing to do with music they got a

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monster zinc mozzarella sticks oh that's

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awesome

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uh they have a bernie mac and cheese

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bites

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burning mac and cheese bikes it's it's a

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traditional elbow mask this is all true

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uh lightly breaded served crispy with

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ranch dressing

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all for a 7.99 not a bad deal there we

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and even uh even alice cooper himself

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well he's not alice cooper he never was

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he has cooper's uh go go down scroll he

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has cooper's cheese curds

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oh nice lightly breaded cheese curds

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served with tomato

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it's like fresh why didn't he do

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something like after his own songs like

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i'm 18

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or like 18 chicken wings for

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for like 10 bucks or like like something

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like that yeah this

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after that yeah or like uh speed my

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frankenstein

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yes like it would be like a pizza or

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kind of don't want pizza yes gonna

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come down and then we're gonna eat yours

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why wouldn't he do that

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that doesn't that doesn't feed my

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frankenstein should have been named the

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goddamn name of the restaurant

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it makes no sense like we got to get a

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hold of alice cooper

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tonight to make this happen apparently

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is it

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is the sports bar owning jackass

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[\h__\h] bar food pedaling jackass so

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what else is on there he's got the i

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like the

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uh the godaddy crispy jalapenos that's

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uh yeah go daddy what i don't even know

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what's wrong it does

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what does go daddy do mike godaddy is a

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web hosting service you can buy domains

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i'm already [\h__\h] falling asleep you

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talking about it i don't care about good

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that's why they need titties

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because no one cares uh you got the tony

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stewart sliders now tony sturs

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he's a nascar racer right teddy bruce is

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that a nascar guy too daniko danika

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patrick is that the

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is that the uh girl that drives cars yes

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uh denicka patrick yeah yeah so maybe

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alice cooper has co-branded himself with

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for his uh demographic hence the nickel

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back that's on there

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cooper's town sounds like a baseball

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player yeah cooper's town is a that mean

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that's where the baseball hall of fame

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so he's aligned himself with baseball

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nascar

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and somehow bernie mac fixed into the

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equation down here

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he's got the pat potato skins the ghost

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of bernie mac

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now for anybody doesn't know pat tillman

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was in the nfl he gave up his nfl career

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to go

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join the fight in afghanistan when the

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u.s army

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accidentally killed him in a friendly

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fire incident and now he has potential

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are these guys from the same town i

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don't know but uh the pat tillman potato

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skins you get six of them

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topped with crispy bacon green onions

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and cheese

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served with ranch nothing nothing says

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support the troops and fallen heroes

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pat tillman's potato skins that's what

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he died for

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so we could eat potato skins i'm

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fighting terrorists so i can have potato

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the american way of life of potassium i

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can't believe so it's almost like

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those two guys are next to each other

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it's like a memorial here's oh [\h__\h] we

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didn't even see this part page two is

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the field of green this is all yours now

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fields of greens

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so page two is all the sounds we can

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talk about holy [\h__\h] there's

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it's like a huge menu okay we've got the

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does it come with a pistol so you can

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pistol whip somebody in your alley

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here's the uh the jackie chan asian

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oh yeah oh yeah he's because uh why

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isn't that this is from asia or the

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jackie chan asian chicken salad features

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chopped mixed greens with grilled

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noodles all tossed

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just dumb

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this is a bad restaurant the jeff's

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salad what is that

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what's the jeff's house who's jeff yeah

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is that his son or something

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yeah we've got some deal with jeff what

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the [\h__\h] is jeff doing on the bench

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son go down a little bit the soup's

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coming up uh we got the uh

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the glen campbell gumbo campbell is uh

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as uh

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we got the jazz boogie grape from the

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40s finally we got the nightmare

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chili yeah see that's there that's

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[Music]

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i can't read it okay well

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that's scary and then we got the george

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these guys want and for all you love

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carb eaters out there we got low carb

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and vegetarians and

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alice cooper's cooper's town that's

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right we got the ricky bobby bullet

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rap damn

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what the [\h__\h] going on he's a fan of

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white reggie wrap

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and a yardbird southwest chicken nothing

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funny about that

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not it's a very serious uh wrap over

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you got that that yard bird uh

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it's a it's a grill bird is that's what

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a chicken is yeah it's a grilled chicken

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breast

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topped with a pork green chili

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diced tomatoes green chili strips with

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melted uh pepper jack cheese oh that

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sounds delicious finished off

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with a fresh slice of avocado thank you

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very much and we got the house of fire

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don't forget about it

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at three ribs to any entree for five

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bucks

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the house of fire is the barbecue

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section we got

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the great one barbecue sampler which i

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think is referring to

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um jackie gleason i think i

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think so or is it uh babe ruth i can't

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remember i don't know

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holy [\h__\h] there's a bill o'reilly

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independence fund barbecue beef

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what there is yes do they have bill

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o'reilly's consent

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to do this they have to we'll do it live

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uh another bill o'reilly can you please

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read that down it is

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a sliced beef brisket lightly tossed in

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caught

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cattleman's barbecue sauce that's it

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what does that mean to play us out what

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does that mean

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it's barbecue beef that's it and this

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[\h__\h] thing

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sucks he eats his own sandwich and he

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hates it

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[\h__\h] it uh okay they got the tiger woods

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smoked turkey breast what is that why is

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because uh you know he got in that

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sexual scandal you know he likes

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breasts is that what well yeah you don't

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see

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any other breasts no this is the kind of

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only way

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it's the only time we see breasts on

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this menu right here i think

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so the tiger woods it's a whole turkey

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breast smothered

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in dry rub slow smoke to perfection

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oh my god we got more we got we gotta

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get to the diner here we go hey

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okay these are people the al pacino

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taste pomodoro

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pomodoro we gotta finish up this uh this

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menu

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a hint of fresh roasted garlic and a

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zesty tomato sauce

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diced veggies penne pasta and grated

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parmesan ah look at this we got the al

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pacino pasta

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pomodoro yeah the marge simpson maniac

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mac and cheese

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my god holy [\h__\h] we got to move on to

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this holy [\h__\h] dude there's so much [\h__\h]

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we got mike myers yeah baby

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a sandwich sharon stone tuna steak

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man versus tuna stock bases loaded big

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unit we got the big unit

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we got we got johnny beef depp which is

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a sandwich

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johnny beef dip frank caliendo cuban

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i bet you it doesn't taste good i'm not

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done yet it's time for the burger time

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menu

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yeah you get that let me find oh rob

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zombie az burger

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oh that's nice we got the uh the stevie

355
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nicks garden burger we got the magic

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johnson shroom burger i hope they wash

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their hands

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they're wearing gloves magic johnson

359
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oops i cut my finger it's topped with

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swiss cheese

361
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sauteed button mushrooms chili

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chili strips lettuce and tomato with

363
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i think i've made my menu selection i'm

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positive that's what i mean

365
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then we have the dessert a little

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morning we got big

367
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mitt brownie is that the is it a mitt

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romney thing

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yeah it's got to be it's i've seen a lot

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of i've seen a lot of uh

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we got stephen nix gardenberg stevie

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nicks garvin burger alice

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in that alice cooper is a huge

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republican not many people know about

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this

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about him but he's a huge republican so

377
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he i mitt romney

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does he have lunch with johnny ramon i

379
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would say so yeah

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um so he probably made the the big mitt

381
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brownie for mitt romney brownie for

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dessert

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i'm mitt romney i'm running for

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president we got the kids me and you oh

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my god spongebob's electric lemonade

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caught my eye right away dora's cherry

387
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what a [\h__\h] ham look at this guy he's

388
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holding a strat guitar he doesn't play

389
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guitar uh we've got the then at the end

390
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of the menu they have cooper towns

391
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merchandise available at the snake pit

392
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yeah

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the gift store you can get uh sons of

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alice cooper

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for i imagine a giant cracker barrel

396
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type [\h__\h] gift shop you know what i'm

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for

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spanky i'm ordering you a cooperstown

399
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sports grill t-shirt okay i'm ordering

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you one

401
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so alice cooper is a golf playing

402
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republican

403
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it owns a sports bar that's correct all

404
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right yes

405
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i mitt romney um

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i think we did it all so is there any is

407
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there any real question of why the guy

408
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really smashed out the windows of this

409
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place

410
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he's just insane he thought that the uh

411
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the noise would

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that's why he was telling the cops so

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proud of the he wanted the cops to come

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and save him from the murderers

415
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yes i think it was mating making a lot

416
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of uh you'll see that in scary movies

417
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you don't think the menu put them over

418
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the top i mean this menu is so

419
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big and there's so many different ways

420
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you could have gone with it he just

421
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thought he would get some [\h__\h]

422
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jalapeno poppers named after him yeah

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like

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the crazy [\h__\h] murderer sandwich we

425
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thought we

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would get clever names pertaining to

427
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alice cooper's life and some horror

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movies possibly

429
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but no we get celebrity buy-offs and

430
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political endorsements on his

431
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menu when that's not what we deserve

432
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when we go into an alice cooper's town

433
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experience at the restaurant

434
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it seems like he had nothing to do with

435
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the menu it seems like

436
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they could have stuck any guy up there

437
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yeah maybe maybe his marketing director

438
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or whoever his wife is was in charge

439
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like oh i think it'd be fun to make a

440
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menu

441
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well you can't just blame a woman

442
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let's just blame some woman the first

443
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one we see yeah it's probably his wife

444
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coming in

445
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with her stupid [\h__\h] i'm trying to open

446
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up a restaurant my wife's coming around

447
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trying to make him a goddamn she wants

448
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me to have her

449
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nickelback french fries goddamn

450
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god damn it oh god backstreet bullish

451
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burger here we go

452
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no i'm sure he probably had a lot to do

453
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with it

454
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man versus food bases loaded big unit

455
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:16,880
what is that he's just

456
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he's just selling out he's hardcore

457
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maybe members maybe that guy came to his

458
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restaurant that could be

459
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i haven't been watching cable in a while

460
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yeah well let's get the hell out of here

461
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spanky what do you say

462
00:16:29,829 --> 00:16:29,279
we've done i'm sure yeah we'll end

463
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everything on

464
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the big uh i'm kind of i'm good i'm

465
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state food but i'm a little hungry just

466
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talking about all these

467
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the kurt warner why is that fun johnny

468
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beef depp

469
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as his beef beef is like supposed to be

470
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his middle nickname yeah johnny beef dab

471
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in the title i don't know jbd jb did

472
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yeah that's just roast beef on a hoagie

473
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roll

474
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prevalent cheese corn shoe don't forget

475
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about the corn beef down there by kurt

476
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kurt warner we got the uh

477
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i don't know who kurt warner is like a

478
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baseball player i believe

479
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there's a picture there's mixing up

480
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random [\h__\h] yeah baseball

481
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you guys random pop culture figures in

482
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sports yeah and

483
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rock and roll and fictional people like

484
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the uh

485
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simpsons like the ricky bobby and martin

486
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simpson [\h__\h] [\h__\h]

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and for whatever reason bernie mac how

488
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the [\h__\h] does bernie mac fit in this

489
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entire

490
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thing he's from

491
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where is this located this is in phoenix

492
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bernie mac

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i don't know maybe he's from there so we

494
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have two comedians that i can see right

495
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off the top of my head we have bernie

496
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mac

497
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frank california pat hillman wasn't much

498
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of a comedian no he wasn't that but

499
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he didn't it wasn't very funny what

500
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happened to him we also have george

501
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lopez

502
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what's going on there is some message

503
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here and we need to find out what it is

504
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he's trying to tell us something

505
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i gotta go smash the windows uh you know

506
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in la there's a lot of delis have

507
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sandwiches named after

508
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celebrities yeah so

509
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i was trying to be kind of like that

510
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yeah well

511
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you can get definitely go try the uh

512
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bill o'reilly independence fund

513
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barbecue beef independence

514
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fun you can get the the rusty walls if

515
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you want these all sound like sexual

516
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maneuvers you could get a rusty wallet

517
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go ahead and give them the rusty wallets

518
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this one's on me

519
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oh my god uh the mama cooper the al

520
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pacino

521
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why isn't there like a sarah palin yeah

522
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uh [\h__\h] cheesecake hey try to call

523
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some parmesan

524
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crocodiles call some carson palmer green

525
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chili burrito

526
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all right it's all happening the rush

527
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limbaugh vegetable soup hey

528
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john boy um do you know who miggy

529
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montero

530
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is they're fish tacos i have no idea

531
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juan pablo montoya fajitas

532
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uh let's get out of here spanx all right

533
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all right that whole place is a giant